GOD Is Busy  

If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!   A United States Marine was attending some college   courses between assignments. He had completed missions   in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor   who was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU.   One day the professor shocked the class when he came in.   He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, GOD if you are real   then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly   15 min.' The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop..   Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am   GOD, I'm still waiting.'   It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got   out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him;   knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.   The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there   looking on in silence.. The professor eventually came to,   noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, 'What   in the world is the matter with you? 'Why did you do that?'   The Marine calmly replied, 'GOD was too busy today protecting   America 's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid things.